BANANA FOR SCALE TOY

ARE YOU TIRED OF GUESSING? ARE YOU FED UP WITH GUESSTIMATES? WELL FOLKS, THERE’S A NEW STANDARD IN MEASUREMENT. INTRODUCING THE BANANA FOR SCALE! THAT’S RIGHT, THE VERY SAME SCALE YOU’VE SEEN ON THE INTERNET. NOW AVAILABLE AS A PHYSICAL, READY-TO-USE PRODUCT. NO MORE SEARCHING FOR A SUITABLE BANANA. NO MORE WORRYING IF YOU’VE CHOSEN THE RIGHT ONE. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR BANANA FOR SCALE IS NOT JUST A RULER, IT’S A STATEMENT. A STATEMENT THAT SAYS YOU UNDERSTAND THE MOST RIGOROUS STANDARDS OF ONLINE MEASUREMENT. IT’S PERFECT FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING… AND NEEDS TO KNOW HOW BIG IT IS. • 7" L X 1" DIAMETER • MULTI-PURPOSE TOOL: FUNCTIONS AS A VISUAL SCALE, A FUNCTIONAL RULER, AND A HIGH-DENSITY STRESS TOY. • INCLUDES AN INTEGRATED 3.25" (8CM) RULER PRINTED DIRECTLY ON THE SURFACE • MADE OF HIGH-DENSITY PU FOAM: BRUISE-PROOF, MOISTURE-RESISTANT, AND NON-PERISHABLE. • MANUFACTURED IN ACCORDANCE WITH PRIMATE METRICS BUREAU STANDARDS • PACKAGED IN PEGGABLE COLOR BOX GAG GIFTS,NOVELTY GIFTS,IMPULSE

Shipping Rates

$8 for orders up to $50
$10 for orders $50–$100
$12 for orders over $100

Shipping Timeframes

Orders ship within 2 business days. USPS transit times typically take 3–5 business days.

Returns & Exchanges

We happily accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. Items must be unused, in resellable condition, with original tags attached.

Skincare, bath products, food/beverage items, and seasonal products are final sale.

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

We do not provide pre-paid return labels at this time.

For any returns, you can use your preferred shipping method.