CALM THE FUCK DOWN
CALM THE FUCK DOWN - INFUSED WITH "MELODRAMATIC TENDENCIES" OUR CANDLES ARE MORE INTENSE THAN YOUR 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER'S EYE ROLL WHILE SHE IS SCREAMING SHE HATES YOU! FUN FACT: IF YOUR KIDS HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU WON'T LET THEM WEAR SHORTS THAT SHOW THEIR LADY BITS - YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT. THE SAME GOES FOR THE BOYS - NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE THAT MUCH HANES! IF YOU'RE FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE YOUR SON STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PUTTING THEIR FUCKING CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER-SOMETIMES A GOOD FIT IS ALL YOU NEED TO CHANGE BEHAVIOR.
Shipping Rates
$8 for orders up to $50
$10 for orders $50–$100
$12 for orders over $100
Shipping Timeframes
Orders ship within 2 business days. USPS transit times typically take 3–5 business days.
Returns & Exchanges
We happily accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. Items must be unused, in resellable condition, with original tags attached.
Skincare, bath products, food/beverage items, and seasonal products are final sale.
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
We do not provide pre-paid return labels at this time.
For any returns, you can use your preferred shipping method.
word on the street
What people are saying about REVERIE
Friendly service and something for EVERYONE! Men and Women can both find fun stuff here!! Had something for every popular tv show, sports team and occasion.
I rarely give 5 stars unless I truly love a place and this store is awesome. The selection of unique items brings a fun and funky edge to downtown shopping in the Falls. There’s no other store around here that is this well curated with offers such a range of items from note cards, pillows, gifts, fashion items and more.
I discovered this store a couple of years ago after receiving gifts from here. This is a go to stop for me when I need a fun gift! They have a little bit of everything and it's cozy to walk through.
This place is great, it has a little bit of everything and you are sure to find something clever and useful, from clothes to decor!
Such a cute store! Love the novelties - Great prices for a local boutique. Highly recommend!
