LIKE BIG NUTS CANDLE

IT IS A JOKE ABOUT MIXED NUTS AND EVERY ADULT AT THE TABLE KNOWS IT IS NOT. "I LIKE BIG NUTS AND I CANNOT LIE" IS THE ONE PULLED OUT OF THE PILE, HELD UP FOR THE ROOM, AND IMMEDIATELY STOLEN BY SOMEBODY'S UNCLE. HAND POURED IN THE SIGNATURE COLOR JAR WITH 60+ HOURS OF CINNAMON SPICE. WHITE ELEPHANT, AN ADULTS-ONLY SWAP, A GROUP THAT CAN TAKE IT: THIS IS THE ONE. WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT * "I LIKE BIG NUTS AND I CANNOT LIE" — A PUNCHLINE THAT SURVIVES BEING READ TO A ROOM * NATURAL SOY WAX — PLANT-BASED, NO PETROLEUM WAX, AN EVEN BURN TO THE GLASS * PHTHALATE FREE AND NON-TOXIC — VEGAN, CRUELTY FREE AND NON-GMO * CINNAMON SPICE — CINNAMON SPICE OVER BROWN SUGAR AND VANILLA * A 13.5 OZ JAR WITH 60+ HOURS IN IT * COTTON WICK WITH NO LEAD CORE, FOR A STEADY FLAME AND HONEST SCENT THROW * HAND POURED IN SMALL BATCHES IN MINNETONKA, MINNESOTA — MADE IN THE USA PERFECT GIFT FOR WHITE ELEPHANT, AN ADULTS-ONLY SWAP, COWORKERS WHO SWEAR AT THE COFFEE MACHINE, YOUR BROTHER, AND ANYONE WHO HAS EVER SET OUT A BOWL OF MIXED NUTS IRONICALLY. PRODUCT DETAILS * MATERIAL: NATURAL SOY WAX, ESSENTIAL AND PREMIUM FRAGRANCE OILS, COTTON WICK, REUSABLE JAR * SIZE: 13.5 OZ JAR | 3.5 X 3.5 X 4" 60+ HOURS * ATTRIBUTES: PHTHALATE FREE, NON-TOXIC, CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN, NON-GMO * ORIGIN: HAND POURED IN MINNETONKA, MN, MADE IN USA * CARE: TRIM THE WICK TO 1/4" BEFORE EACH BURN * ITEM: SC-1765-25 SCENT 25. CINNAMON SPICE - CINNAMON SPICE, BROWN SUGAR & VANILLA FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS Q: IS A CANDLE WITH A RUDE SAYING OKAY FOR A WHITE ELEPHANT GAME? A: A MILDLY RUDE CANDLE IS USUALLY THE MOST-STOLEN ITEM IN A WHITE ELEPHANT ROUND, PROVIDED THE GROUP IS ALL ADULTS. READ THE ROOM BEFORE YOU WRAP IT. Q: WILL A JOKE CANDLE LAND WITH A GROUP THAT DOES NOT KNOW EACH OTHER WELL? A: A DOUBLE ENTENDRE TRAVELS BETTER THAN AN INSIDE JOKE WHEN HALF THE ROOM ARE STRANGERS, BECAUSE EVERYONE GETS IT AT THE SAME SPEED. THIS ONE IS BROAD ENOUGH. Q: CAN I PUT THIS OUT DURING A PARTY OR SHOULD I KEEP THE LABEL TURNED AROUND? A: TURN THE LABEL TO THE WALL FOR THE IN-LAWS AND TURN IT BACK WHEN THEY LEAVE. THE JAR ITSELF IS PLAIN GLASS, SO IT WORKS AS DECOR EITHER WAY. Q: WHAT DO I DO WITH THE JAR WHEN THE WAX RUNS LOW? A: WASH THE LAST OF THE WAX OUT WITH WARM SOAPY WATER AND THE JAR BECOMES A NUT BOWL, WHICH IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER HERE. FAILING THAT IT HOLDS PENS OR MATCHES. Q: DOES A SIGNATURE COLOR CANDLE LOOK OUT OF PLACE IN A MODERN KITCHEN? A: A COLOR-PRINTED LABEL ON CLEAR GLASS READS AS DECOR RATHER THAN AS A NOVELTY IN A PLAIN KITCHEN. KEEP IT NEAR THE KETTLE WHERE PEOPLE PICK THINGS UP AND READ THEM. Q: HOW DO I STOP A CANDLE FROM TUNNELING DOWN THE MIDDLE? A: LET THE FIRST LIGHT RUN UNTIL THE MELTED WAX REACHES THE EDGE OF THE GLASS, WHICH TAKES TWO TO THREE HOURS. TRIM THE WICK TO 1/4" AFTER THAT AND IT STAYS EVEN.

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