DEAR ASSHOLE

DEAR ASSHOLE INCLUDES 101 LETTERS TO TELL OFF ALL THE ASSHOLES YOU ENCOUNTER ON A DAILY BASIS, EACH LETTER CONVENIENTLY PERFORATED SO YOU CAN TEAR IT OUT AND GIVE IT TO THE DESIRED OFFENDER. THE WORLD IS FULL OF ASSHOLES -- BUT NOW YOU CAN FIGHT BACK! EVER WISH YOU COULD LEAVE A NASTY NOTE FOR THAT JERK METER MAID WHO TICKETED YOU, OR THE IDIOT WHO DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER HIS DOG, OR YOUR ASSHOLE PSYCHOTIC EX? NOW YOU CAN! WHETHER IT'S THE ASSHOLE LANDLORD, THE ASSHOLE CHEAPSKATE, THE ASSHOLE BACKSEAT DRIVER, OR THE CONSTANTLY CHEERY ASSHOLE, YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THIS USEFUL BOOK EVER AGAIN! LETTERS INCLUDE:DEAR ASSHOLE WHO STOLE MY PARKING SPACEDEAR ASSHOLE WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE SELF-CHECKOUTDEAR CONTAGIOUS ASSHOLEDEAR CONSTANTLY BROKE ASSHOLEDEAR ONLINE DATING ASSHOLE WHO LIED ABOUT THEIR LOOKSDEAR ASSHOLE BOSS ·DEAR FANATICALLY RELIGIOUS ASSHOLE AT MY DOORAND MORE!

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$8 for orders up to $50
$10 for orders $50–$100
$12 for orders over $100

Shipping Timeframes

Orders ship within 2 business days. USPS transit times typically take 3–5 business days.

Returns & Exchanges

We happily accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. Items must be unused, in resellable condition, with original tags attached.

Skincare, bath products, food/beverage items, and seasonal products are final sale.

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

We do not provide pre-paid return labels at this time.

For any returns, you can use your preferred shipping method.