DECK THE HALLS ORNAMENT

THE DECK THE HALLS, NOT YOUR FAMILY GLASS ORNAMENT IS HERE TO REMIND EVERYONE TO KEEP THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT FESTIVE… NOT COMBATIVE. FEATURING A BRIGHT GREEN UGLY SWEATER DESIGN WITH GLITTER DETAILS, CANDY CANES, AND SNOWFLAKES, THIS HAND-BLOWN GLASS ORNAMENT BRINGS JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF HOLIDAY DYSFUNCTION TO THE TREE. WHY CUSTOMERS LOVE IT: • FUNNY FAMILY HOLIDAY HUMOR THAT SOMEHOW FEELS EXTREMELY RELATABLE. • BRIGHT GREEN GLASS AND GLITTER DETAILS POP BEAUTIFULLY ON CHRISTMAS TREES. • A PERFECT HOSTESS GIFT, WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT, OR STOCKING STUFFER. • COMBINES COZY HOLIDAY NOSTALGIA WITH CHEZ GAGNÉ SARCASM. BEST FOR: • HOLIDAY DÉCOR STORES AND GIFT BOUTIQUES. • SHOPPERS LOOKING FOR FUNNY FAMILY CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS. • RETAILERS CURATING COLORFUL, PLAYFUL HOLIDAY COLLECTIONS. PRODUCT DETAILS: • GLASS BLOWN ORNAMENT • SHAPE: UGLY SWEATER • SAYING: “DECK THE HALLS AND NOT YOUR FAMILY” • MADE IN CHINA MERCHANDISING TIPS: DISPLAY NEAR HO FO SHO AND NICE NORMAL FAMILY FOR A FULL “SURVIVING THE HOLIDAYS” COLLECTION. LOOKS ESPECIALLY GOOD MERCHANDISED ON COLORFUL TREES WITH PINK, RED, AND METALLIC ORNAMENTS. HANDCRAFTED & ONE OF A KIND PLEASE NOTE: EACH ORNAMENT IS HAND-BLOWN GLASS AND INDIVIDUALLY HAND-PAINTED, MAKING EVERY PIECE UNIQUE. 

Shipping Rates

$8 for orders up to $50
$10 for orders $50–$100
$12 for orders over $100

Shipping Timeframes

Orders ship within 2 business days. USPS transit times typically take 3–5 business days.

Returns & Exchanges

We happily accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. Items must be unused, in resellable condition, with original tags attached.

Skincare, bath products, food/beverage items, and seasonal products are final sale.

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

We do not provide pre-paid return labels at this time.

For any returns, you can use your preferred shipping method.