MOMMY CUSSES

FOR FANS OF GO THE F*CK TO SLEEP, MOMMY CUSSES IS A HILARIOUS NOVELTY PARENTING BOOK FULL OF TELL-IT-LIKE-IT-IS QUOTES, SNARKY LISTS, AND TOO-TRUE ANECDOTES THAT WILL RESONATE WITH NEW MOMS EVERYWHERE. FOR NEW-ISH MOTHERS WHO NEED TO LAUGH AT THE ABSURDITY OF PARENTING SO THEY DON'T CRY, WHO ARE LOOKING FOR A WE'RE-IN-THIS-TOGETHER SENSE OF SOLIDARITY, AND WHO DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ A "REAL" BOOK, HERE IS A HILARIOUS AND HIGHLY RELATABLE COLLECTION OF MOM MALARKEY. THERE ARE REAL-TALK QUOTES, HELPFUL LISTS (SUCH AS "HOW TO LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE YOUR ACT TOGETHER"), "MOM-TIVITIES," AND QUIZZES, ALL DELIVERED WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF SARCASM. PACKAGED IN A HANDY TRIM SIZE WITH COLORFUL ILLUSTRATIONS THROUGHOUT, MOMMY CUSSES IS THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MOMS AND MOMS-TO-BE WHO NEED SOME COMIC RELIEF.

Shipping Rates

$8 for orders up to $50
$10 for orders $50–$100
$12 for orders over $100

Shipping Timeframes

Orders ship within 2 business days. USPS transit times typically take 3–5 business days.

Returns & Exchanges

We happily accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of purchase. Items must be unused, in resellable condition, with original tags attached.

Skincare, bath products, food/beverage items, and seasonal products are final sale.

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

We do not provide pre-paid return labels at this time.

For any returns, you can use your preferred shipping method.